Campbell’s Tomato soup

August 31, 2008 in Potentially Odd, Recipes by sketchyrecipe | 2 comments

I made it tonight. I feel like doody. I’ve got this funk BabyDaddy brought back from Hotlanta. He also brought back a generous paycheck, but the cold has been here just as long. Bleh.

Sickly Tomato Soup

1 large can Campbell’s Tomato soup (gross)

1 c orzo

dried oregano

*smoked paprika

salt

1 can evaporated milk

**Robitussin DM

Cook pasta in boiling salted water for 6 minutes. Drain out half of the water. Add the “soup” concentrate, shudder, and stir. Add herb, *fancy, schmancy spice, and can o milk (because your milk is now a green planet.) Drink water and chase with Recommended Dose of **Robitussin more water. Stir. Serve. Sleep and pee. Blurg.

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September 1, 2008 at 5:08 am

Robin

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That actually sounds rather good. Well, except for the cough syrup.

September 1, 2008 at 6:33 am

Fifi

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Hey Robin—What she isn’t telling you is that she buys the Robitussin in a five gallon jug. Out behind the drug store. From a dealer in a beat up old pickup truck. He’s wearing dark glasses. So is she. Only cash accepted.

Sorry Sketch. Truth in lending laws apply here (well, maybe not the truth in lending but you know what I mean.)

Yours truly,
A Concerned Mother